After half an hour I saw a nurse so I asked her how he was. I had to take my son to the hospital after he swallowed ten quarters. Q: What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller and, without missing a beat, says, “Well, that’s great…some asshole’s got my pen!” #6: Speaking of Rectal Thermometers… Don’t get them mixed up! She grabs a deposit slip, pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse, and tries to write with it. Peter, “but you can only stay for three days!” Nurse Joke #5: Rectal ThermometerĪ nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. “For a moment there, I thought you weren’t going to let me in.” Peter pondered this for a moment, and then said, “Okay, you may enter also.” He then came to the last nurse, to whom he asked, “So, what did you do back on Earth?” After some hesitation, she explained, “I was just a nurse at an HMO.” St. “For many years, I worked with a skeleton crew of doctors and nurses who tried to reach out to as many peoples and tribes with a hand of healing and with a message of God’s love.” “How touching,” said St. To the next, he asked the same question: “So what did you do on Earth?” “I was a nurse at a missionary hospital in Africa,” she replied. “You may enter.” And in through the gates, she went. “I worked to bring healing and peace to the poor suffering city children.” “Very noble,” said St. To the first, he asked, “What did you do on Earth and why should you go to heaven?” “I was a nurse in an inner-city hospital,” she replied. Three nurses died and went to heaven, where they were met at the Pearly Gates by St. Oh yeah, it’s a foil packet labeled “KY Jelly.” # 4: St. The nurse asked to see the jelly and the man pointed at the bedside table. I can’t seem to get used to the taste,” the patient replied. “It’s very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. #3: A Good BreakfastĪ nurse caring for a man from Kentucky asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?” Nurse: Can you just shift it to an oral antibiotic if possible doc? (whispers to the doctor). But, I will order for a skin test first to test if you are allergic to the drug. Unfortunately, after a few days, the same nurse got hospitalized and is being assessed by the doctor.ĭoctor: I need to administer an antibiotic intravenously to combat the infection. You may proceed.Īfter a while, the nurse successfully performed the skin test following the patient’s loud cry. This may hurt just a bit but I assure you that the pain is tolerable to that of an ant bite. I need to perform a skin test to know if you are allergic or not to the antibiotic prescribed by the doctor. Situation: The nurse will give a skin test to a patient to test for allergic reaction… Nurse Joke #1: The Nurse’s “Allergic” Reaction
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